I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
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If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
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So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
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