Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
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Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
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LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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