she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
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just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
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It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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