if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
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