I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
Randomize