take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
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Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
I didn't notice because vodka
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
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I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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