it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
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and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
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Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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