Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
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we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
First drunken handjob: not successful. Second handjob, mostly sober: much better. Nightly news brought to you by me.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
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wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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