Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
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My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
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And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
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