Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
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The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
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Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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