I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
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I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
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I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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