Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
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i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
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i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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