there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
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I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
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I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
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