I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
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So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
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He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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