The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
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I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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