I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
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Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
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Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
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