He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
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Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
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I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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