you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
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Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
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Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
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