Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Went to bed at 4 in a strangers bed. woke up wearing scrubs, realized i was gonna be late for work so i just wore the same clothes as the day before... i don't have a toothbrush and im pretty sure there is leftover semen in my mouth. at some point i think i was at the beach cuz theres is sand in my underwear. i love newport already.
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
Girls should come with a carfax report
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we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
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Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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