Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
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I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
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Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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