Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
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he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
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We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
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