she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
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you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
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I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
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