oh god the rape fog is back!
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
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Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
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If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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