OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
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He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
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tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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