Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
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He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
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I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
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I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
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