WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
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the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
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This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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