Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
good news, i'm not pregnant. bad news, i had sex with ***** last night and i think i'd rather be pregnant
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
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