i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
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Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
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It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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