I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
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I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
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Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
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