I don't think brook has ever known best
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
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He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
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And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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