I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
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Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie
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That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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