Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
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Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
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you inspire me to be a worse person
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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