Why does Corona taste like a burp?
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
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The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
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Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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