i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
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You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
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The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
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