you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
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I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
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I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
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