I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
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Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
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She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
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