That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
hows the party?
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be there in 10
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
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something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
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Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
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