I swear she didn't look like that last week.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
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I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
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For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
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