She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
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running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
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All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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