My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
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The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
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You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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