I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
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new low.... made out with someone while peeing
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
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It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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