is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
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literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
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He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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