My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
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and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
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I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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