I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
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I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
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He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
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