dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
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FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
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Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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