oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
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Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
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We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
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if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
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