3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
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I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
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I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
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