I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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