Have you finally orgasmed yet?
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
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Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
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I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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