so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
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Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
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It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
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